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I just got done watching The Bourne Ultimatum. Good flick. I’ve enjoyed the entire series so far. There’s tons of action and with everything that we see, it makes me believe the CIA could really be like that. Every time I watch a movie like this—or Chuck—I tell myself that I should be a CIA officer. I think I could handle it. Here’s a list of some of my positive attributes that make me qualified for that line of work:
1. I am fluent in English.
2. I can understand Spanish pretty well. Speaking is another story.
3. I’m not too flashy. Most of those guys look like average Joes with a few noticable muscles.
4. I can wear dark colors (thanks Head & Shoulders).
5. I’m a fairly good driver. Only one speeding ticket (which I’m sure the CIA is fine with) and no accidents (which they might hold against me, actually).
6. I have a good sense of direction.
7. I can always remember a familiar face (and name if I wasn’t inebriated when we first met).
8. I don’t eat a lot, which means more time to meet the objective.
9. I like girls (as for as I know, most secret agents lead a heterosexual lifestyle).
10. I am good with technology.
11. I’m a people person.
I did think of a couple things they could hold against me:
1. I sleep a lot.
2. I take a lot of bathroom breaks.
3. It’s hard for people to take me seriously.
