my other blog is a brain


Today on da Bus
September 7, 2007, 9:41 pm
Filed under: Portland, Tunes, Work, stvmllr

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In an attempt to make this blog more interesting and fresh, and to show that my life is very boring, I’m starting up a new segment (is that even a blog term???). This new little addition to this worthless cyberhole is called “From da Bus.” This is where I will record my observations and encounters on the Trimet #15 and #20 lines. This first edition is a compilation of what I saw in two days on the #20 to my house.

- One AA Journal.

- One DJ Krush special edition boxed set.

- Two Marilyn Monroe piercings.

- One cowgirl.

- One textbook for some type of complex math.

- One Marketplace section of the Wall Street Journal.

Thank you.



New scientific phrase coined…
September 7, 2007, 8:58 pm
Filed under: Drink, Food, Science, Work, stvmllr

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The other day I was invited to a brainstorming session at work—sort of an extracurricular event. My main contribution was eating the free pizza and drinking the free beer since I knew nothing about the East Coast cities they were discussing.

So after reviewing the facts I’ve presented to you, you can come to the conclusion that I only went for the pizza and beer, better known as “Steve magnets.”

That’s right, I was drawn to them by some mysterious force of nature that attracts one object to another. In this case the pizza gravitated toward my stomach and the beer showed a strong attraction to my empty wallet and parched mouth. With that, I would offically like to announce the discovery of the first three Steve magnets (not to be confused with Stevetonyte): Pizza, Beer and Free Stuff.

This is a great day for science!